Tracks
this is so real (via)
THE SIGHT OF YOUR FRIENDS FILLS YOU WITH warmth.
-
me:
*reads fanfics to avoid problems*
-
me:
*closes fanfic because it's not ready to deal with what is happening in the story*
-
also me:
I'm a functional human being
I dressed up yesterday like this
but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!
Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.
I tried.
-
heart:
treat yo self
-
bank account:
please dear god do not do that
Nichi : Some dynamics of the OT3~
While mtt knows how to calm the angry skeleton, sans loves to tease him more than anything.
It usually doesn’t end well…XD
의인화~
What Houses the Signs are in
Gryffindor (brave, courageous, daring): Leo, Aries, Aquarius
Ravenclaw (smart, tactful, hardworking): Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo
Slytherin (sly, cunning, intelligent): Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Hufflepuff (underdog, sweet, kind): Libra, Cancer, Pisces
(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)
Grammar
“Bite me, asshole” = grammatically correct and scathing
“Bite me asshole” = kinky pirate
Unmute this shit
This vine is very close to perfect.
The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.
(Source: vinesnow)
When you realize you’re about to die out and join the other memes
This meme is too self aware
important PSA about when your car is smoking
like literally smoking from the engine
white and you smell pancakes?
it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll livea slight blue tinge?
it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll livegrey, looks like fire smoke?
gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.
Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.